Or follow the links, or type in the links, or go fuck yourself. I really don't care. So now you can actually make money if people click your ads. Isn't that just awesome, now I can drop out of school and make no plans for any future careers. I think I'm gonna take a 300,000 dollar loan and buy a bigger house. Thank god for ads :)

Oh and I've always wanted to make a collab with famous or none famous artists, but have absolutely no idea how to do that stuff. If you wanna help just PM me (note: You can also use that to call me a n00b for not knowing anything about that stuff and still trying to anyways)

By the way click those ads, or I will find you.

-awesomecooper-

P.s. BEST AD EVAH BELLOW!!!!!!!!!1111111
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SPAM THE HELL OUT OF ME MUTHA FUCKAS >:(

I had the hardest time picking out the perfect smiley for this post. I must say this new and "improved" Newgrounds is very safe for work and clean so I will no longer need to worry of seeing boob or vagina or penis, cock, dick or whatever you want to call it. Now I can watch only what the Chinese Government says I can watch and it is fucking fantastic, who needs freedom here in America. We Americans should hate ourselves for spamming this stupid planet with god damn freedom of speech shit. Death to happiness, hurray oppression.
LOL ROFL LMAO WTF STFU PMSL

-awesomelee-chung-

This post will help you change from being a worthless noob to a fellow Newgrounder.

Lesson 1: Building a respectable vocabulary
The cool kids use bad words so why not use them to. I mean you don't want to be a called gay do you. And they have a special way of saying gay (fag)
Smiley's are okay cause everyone wuvs em
DON'T CAP EVERYTHING CAUSE PEOPLE THINK IT'S A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO MAKE YOU LOOK MORE THREATENING!!!!!! IT IS A SURE FIRE WAY TO BE CALLED A NOOB!!!!!!!!
ddont tallk liek dis!!!!!!1111111 (Translation: Don't talk like this!!!)
Notice how the respected artists on NG don't talk like that.
Say great not gr8

Lesson 2: Improving self image
Allow other people to use bad words in your posts
Don't delete comments unless it's spam and really long spam
Example: PENIS PENIS PENIS ect.
If the comment is an insult look at my next lesson for an answer
Don't obsess over stuff!!! No usernames that say "SonicFag555" or "Luigi'sBitch2000"
If your leaving a comment to someone you're a big fan of don't talk like this...
...OMG U R SO AWESOME LOL XOXOXOXOXOXO ROFL

Lesson 3: Coping with douche bags
Chances are someone's going to spam you, how do you deal with it???
Don't care and make a joke out of it
Example: AssholeMan5 says: You suck your moms dick shithead
CoolGuy101 response: Ok mom :3
It's funny and shows you have a sense of humor
Don't ban the spammers cause that's just pathetic
Don't make posts about how you hate them cause that's just pathetic
Just don't care and play it cool

Lesson 4: Your god damn freedom of text
If you see a noob, you have the right to call them a noob
If someone insults you, you have the right to insult them back (But it'd be better if you didn't)
If someone's a moron, you have the right to call them one
You have the right to say the truth

Lesson 5: If you're going to submit something...
...Submit something good
No crappy loops (Good loops are ok)
No retarded pieces of dead carp
No quiz that's based on something stupid like a Sonic quiz or Family guy quiz
I like Family Guy but I don't want to do a quiz about it

-awesomecooper-

These are the most popular people I've talked to. This post has a comment from both Adam Phillips (chluaid) and MindChamber.
I interviewed Yotam Perel (LazyMuffin) LINK
Egoraptor responded to a PM I sent him.
Rtil said he was honored by me LINK
Chris O' Niel (Oney) and Johnny Utah have both responded to a comment I left on there page.
I mostly made this post for me to refresh my mind =D

You have a chance win to. LINK
Here is the drawing of me, awesomecooper.
EDIT: Funny battle I am leaving a link to so I can find it easily.

Army of Two, have you heard of it? If you have fantastic!!! It's an underrated video game with a Gears of War theme. You play has two grizzly men who kill people in war for money. The story is cool but nothing special. The graphics tend to sometimes be bland. The part that really gives it a bad name is the AI. You have to play two player to get the experience you deserve from a game, for the AI can't hear any instructions. You want to sneak past those guys, well your teammate doesn't know that. So that's the biggest reason for the bad ratings. One really fun thing to do is to customize your weapons. They call it "Pimping your weapons" I see a show idea, and it's just as great as Pimp my Slut. One thing also cool about it is if one teammate make a big scene then the other is basically invisible, thus increasing the chance of melee attacks. Although all these things make it sound in favor of the ratings, its overall playability is good. And that my friends is why this game is underrated. But a warning to gamers out there, the ending sucks balls. Well its not that bad it just isn't very satisfying.
Score:
3/5
Summery: An underrated but not fantastic game.

If you liked this, check out other reviews by the same guy (I hope someone clicks this)

Join the Death Club today!!!

NOW BEHOLD...
Orgy of Two

Amazing graphics, intense action, and huge surprises. All of those words describe the new Call of Duty. I found myself looking in awe as missiles go into the air ready to strike a city. My eyes went wide watching our target put a gun to his mouth. And I loved every minute of the flash back assassination. The game brings what the basic hardcore gamer needs. There will be dust flying everywhere as bombs come colliding into the ground. You will carry a huge thingamajig that pin points where you want missiles to land. If you enjoy shooting foreign assholes from the opposite side of war, then you will enjoy this game. My only complaint is... umm... Uhhh................ I don't know. This was my favorite video game of all time till I started playing Resident Evil 4, and then that got replaced by Bioshock. Although the character development isn't the greatest it's the action your looking for, and the action does not disappoint. The story is pretty good also.
Ps: One great way to play it is with night vision goggles, you can see green lines pointing where everyone is going to shoot. It just looks awesome.
If you liked this review I have also reviewed President Evil '04 and bioshmuck.
And also join the Death Club.
NOW BEHOLD...
Nature Call of Duty

Join the Death Club today.
I will make you a portrait for joining.
You have to choose a horror movie character.
My portrait (AwesomeJigsaw)
Tickey333 portrait (IT the Mad Clown)
But that one is not the one he wants, below for his.
It's fun, 6 people so far.

Oh and check out this review of Bioshock!!!

And of course Resident Evil 4!!!
(I put a humorous photo shopped picture in both)

And I interviewed Yotam Perel (LazyMuffin)
Now that I have spammed as much as possible.
Here is the official portrait for tickey333, it's his artwork!!!